Parisian men are to have a scruff.
A good scruff sends Parisian men to the very top of the sexiness scale. Men with a scruff are somewhere between Indiana Jones in Malaysia and Georges Clooney on a Sunday afternoon. Scruff makes Parisian men irresistible.
Parisian men want to be irresistible.
Parisian women love their men with a scruff. They love this itchy expression of adventure that grows on their men’s face. A scruff offers Parisians just the right dose of adventure. Civilized adventure. The look of adventure without the smell of it. Potentiality of things is more than enough in Paris.
In Paris, having a scruff is a social affirmation. A man with a scruff in not a tool of the corporate world. Scruff is a clear indication of freedom in Paris. The most high-end the places the Parisian man goes to with a scruff, the more powerful and confident he obviously is. The limit of scruff wearing is pushed everyday a bit further in Paris.
Though they love their scruff, it is important for Parisian men to go about saying they are tired of their scruff. They need to bitch about how they need to shave and how shaving is such an oppressive task. Parisian men will always shave before meeting up with their mother. It is obviously Parisian knowledge that to Parisian mothers, a scruff is a terrible thing.
Scruff experts do not shave with a razor, but with a ‘tondeuse’. Use of ‘la tondeuse’ allows the most advanced Parisian men to keep a permanent ‘barbe de 3 jours’. With a bit of aesthetic talent and a sense of facial hair styling, Parisian men achieve this miracle: making 3 days last forever.
With just a scruff, Parisian men manage to attract women, express their inalienable freedom and stop time. Yet, their day hasn’t started yet. Now who can beat that?
Useful tip: Scruff with very elegant clothes is the absolute key to success in Paris.
Sound like a Parisian: « Ouais, faut qu’j’me rase… ».